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I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you

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thejamesboyle:

my boyfriend and i had a massive argument. he said i was the most boring person he’s dated so i quietly walked out the room and decided it was time for “me time”, went on tumblr, ran a bath and here i am having the time of my life with something called fun and purple hair toner. he also unfollowed me on tumblr so i hope this is reblogged enough so that he sees it and realises what he is missing out on the little shit

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oomshi:

*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*

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h0llo:

School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick

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brucelightyear:

thelandofwtf:

My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.

Kill it.  Kill it with fire.

theres a line going through it

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timbllr:

idealhouse:

Building with a vertical garden

the blue plants look so good the green wall

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White Penis